alancfrancis

Their version of our mission is to go [on a course] for umpty-x thousands of dollars, so they can claim they were “certified”. One two-day blowjob and they’re set for life. Sure, it tastes like salted raw egg-whites, but afterwards you’re *Agile*.

Kids. “Agile” is for people who don’t have the balls for “XP”. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, but lookit, agile always was a word provided by marketeers, bereft of any commitment beyond what could be sold. It always fucking was.